You always had this sneaking suspicion. The preppy coiff, the supercilious attitude, the sneer lurking just beneath his lips. Superman has got to be a dick. But his immense popularity and admitted feats of derring-do make you swallow your accusations and doubt your thoughts.
Doubt no more. (But you can still swallow.) Thanks to an extensively researched investigation into his actions over the last 60 years or so, I have obtained access to all the proof needed that Superman is not just a dick, he's a superdick. My personal faves:
enabler of non-consensual zoophilia
enemy of the family
Or how about committing your friends to maintain your privacy?
Then again, maybe that particular friend deserves it...
Post your favorites in comments.
UPDATE: this might take the cake...